Wednesday, July 28, 2010

There's a Career Advice Book for You!

Employment experts claim that it's impossible to quantify the increase in career changes, but all you have to do is look at the number of career self-help books. Seriously, there is a career advice book for absolutely everyone...

For men who like action movies:











For people who are lazy or willing to believe anything:











For aggressive, sassy ladies:











For depressed and bitter women:











For women who miss the late 80s/early 90s (Geez, I wish I had a bodacious career!):











For trendy youngsters who like to text message and say "Dude":











For the religious (what would Jesus do? Oh right, carpentry):











For people who read horoscopes and believe in destiny:











For those who want a serious commitment (sure, you love it now, but will you still love it in 20 years?):











For retired people who aren't enjoying retirement (seriously? try harder):











For me, if time-travel was possible:











For dummies (um, yeah, if you're buying this book, your dream career may be out of reach):











For people who get excited about hand-woven cloth:











For ballet dancers who are now too old:











WTF?

2 comments:

  1. I've read "Before You Quit Your Job"! Not that inspiring as I still have mine! lol

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  2. My cat read the "careers for your cat" book. And now she has the best career ever. Well, if sleeping, eating and punching the dog is classified as a career.

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